Wednesday 20th - Saturday 23rd September, 7.45pm

Sibling rivalry, adultery and dungeons – Lion in Winter, by James Goldman, is a modern day classic.  Comedic in tone, dramatic in action – the play tells the story of the Plantagenet family who are locked in a free for all of competing ambitions to inherit a kingdom. The queen, and wealthiest woman in the world, Eleanor of Aquitaine, has been kept in prison since raising an army against her husband, King Henry II.  Let out only for holidays, the play centers around the inner conflicts of the royal family as they fight over both a kingdom, as well as King Henry’s paramour during the Christmas of 1183. As Eleanor says, “every family has its ups and downs,” and this royal family is no exception..

An evening of wry humour, with Alfie Going back to his roots with his book of ‘whimsical verse’ entitled ‘My Labrador Eats Poo’ (not quite as disgusting as it sounds) illustrated by Harry Venning, this stage show features Charles Garland, and his Labrador Alfie. Original music interludes by: Rick Wakeman Directed by: Sam Snape

Charles Garland is a writer and composer, and formally television producer and director for the BBC.

Wiley Wolf Productions Ltd invite you to join Kent’s hottest Musical Theatre talent for one night only as they take you on a journey through some of the most unforgettable show tunes of Musical Theatre. From the golden age of Broadway to the toe-tapping popular songs from today’s remarkable shows, One Night at The Playhouse is guaranteed to have you dancing in the aisles!

After the sell-out success of Avenue Q, Wiley Wolf Productions return to the Playhouse Theatre for one night of sensational singing, incredible dancing, showbiz glitz and humorous entertainment for the whole family.

Tickets are sure to sell fast, so be sure to book now for this one-off spectacular.

Wednesday 25th - Saturday 28th October, 7.45pm

Blown fuses, real and metaphorical, punctuate the action with flashes of pent up energy in this acclaimed play. The diminutive heroine frequently plunges the dilapidated house she shares with her alcoholic mother into darkness by playing her dead father's records at a volume matched only by the soulful power of her vocal impressions. Little Voice has a hidden talent: she can emulate every chanteuse from Judy Garland to Edith Piaf. She hides in her room, crooning and dreaming of love, while her disheveled mother mistakes a seedy agent's interest as affection rather than enthusiasm for the gold mine buried in her daughter's throat. This is an engaging fairy tale of despair, love and finally hope as LV finds a voice of her own.

Friday 10th - Saturday 11th November, 7.45pm

Two days, two plays a night.

Totally Over You by Mark Ravenhill
Directed by Vicky Wilsher
Four girls break up with their boyfriends, persuaded that it would be better if they only dated celebrities. The boys decide to trick the girls into thinking that they are on the brink of fame and fortune as a dreamy boy-band. The girls quickly decide to win the boys back, but when they find out the truth, will it be enough for them?

Girls Like That by Evan Placey
Directed by Lucie Nash
When a naked photograph of schoolgirl Scarlett goes viral, rumours sprea dacross smartphones like wildfire and her reputation becomes toxic, threatening to shatter the fragile unity of the girls she has grown up with. But how long can Scarlett remain silent? And why isn't it the same for boys?

Starring 22 teens across two different casts, audiences are in for another treat as the award winning youth group returns with another double bill of one act plays. Support young talent and grab a ticket!

Wednesday 6th - Saturday 9th December, 7.45pm

You're young, free and single and haven't had sex for the last eleven and a half months, then one morning you wake up pregnant, and here is the Angel Gabriel on your doorstep claiming parentage. In Oliver Lansley's Immaculate things quickly spiral into farcical confusion with no fewer than three more potential fathers claiming parentage, one of them an ex-boyfriend, one of them a nerdish contemporary from school that you wouldn't want to be seen dead with, and the third being Satan himself.

Immaculate was first seen at the 2005 Edinburgh Festival before embarking on a nationwide tour finishing in London.

For audition details go to our Auditions Page

Wednesday 17th - Saturday 20th December, 7.45pm; Wednesday 24th - Saturday 27th December, 7.45pm
Matinees: Sat 20th Jan 2:30pm,
Sunday 21st Jan 11:30am & 3:30pm;
Sat 27th Jan 2:30pm.

It's panto time again! The Lindley Players panto is back with the hilarious classic Robin Hood!

Follow our hero as he leads his band of outlaws against the mean old Sheriff of Nottingham...and finds love along the way!

We have 12 performances including 4 matinees. Our box office for panto opens at 7am on Saturday 3rd December for in person bookings, and online bookings from midday.

For audition details go to our Auditions Page